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Please visit our official merch store here for shirts, long sleeves, vests and hoodies..


We have some of the original design logo shirts, accessories and patches for order too 🙂
All of the black and white design shirts are £15 plus postage and the patches are £6. Shirts are Gilden ‘men’s cut’ style. If you need international postage, or can’t pay using PayPal, then drop us a message.

Click here to order a shirt. And here to order a patch.
We also have Mugs, Pens and Squishy Brains!

If you nabbed one of the original design grey shirts or coloured patches, congratulations, these are now discontinued (maybe they will be worth loads of money one day!)
Please send us pictures of you in/using your HMT merch, as long as you are happy for your picture to go on our site and socials

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Designs both created and expertly modelled by Nick at Signhouse UK (patch and logo on shirt) and Tony (original design shirt and font on back of both shirts), which were both generously given to us.